It's a summer suit! What don't people understand about that? He's not a goddamn funeral director.

Meanest Mom Ever

Oh god, Neil Buchanan's whole career is in jeopardy.

Your 8-year old is not alone.

I was this child right up to the Hot Wheels car tunnels.

That Knee Defender Courtesy Card is the ultimate in passive-aggressive notes. Also I'm with Louis CK; everyone needs to stop complaining about flying. Traveling is worth all the inconveniences! The only legitimate complaint is that it's too expensive.

As a former law clerk (in a district that also got a lot of crazy filings), I approve your use of PACER in this way.

These comment sections always make me feel like a weirdo. I absolutely hate and do not ever wear any version of full bum underwear. I find it horribly uncomfortable because it moves around, usually ends up up my buttcrack anyway, plus it's always visible under clothes that are not jeans. I just do not experience…

There are an awful lot of people here still perpetuating the fallacy that MSG is bad for you. There might be some extremely health conscious individuals who can experience side effects of eating MSG, but there is currently no scientific evidence linking MSG to health problems. The FDA considers it safe to consume in…

You forgot the worst one: The Dry Wedding.

In my imagination, we worked at the same Eddie Bauer and it was the same smug, smug bitch.

When I worked at Target during graduate school and people pulled the "You should have gone to college" followed by the "What's your major" I always responded "Engineering" just to see the look on their faces. It wasn't engineering, it was Public Affairs, but whatever.

For Christ's sake, customer lady. You're wrong. Be wrong. Stop trying to be right, it isn't going to happen.

This. All of this. Why does anyone who isn't Catholic give two half shits what the Pope says?

Cue lots of people surprised to discover the Pope is, in fact, Catholic.

That said... as my advisor puts it, "Academia is so flexible! You can work any 80 hours a week you want!"

No, that's not at all correct.

Please don't hate on New Jersey! I live close to Frenchtown and this area of the state is beautiful. Lots of preserved farmland and great hiking. I realize that I probably sound like I work for the tourism board, but it's fantastic here.

Mitter

Exactly! "Ohhhh Alexandria! Like the city in Egypt!". NOOOOOOO. And Alexandra is far more common than Alexandria so I don't know why people say that. Argh.