He even puts two hands on the ball.

I think most people kind of forget that Steph’s only a couple years younger than CP3, since CP3 has been crushing the league since 2007-ish. Whereas Steph was in college until 2009, wasn’t an immediate star in the NBA and missed a bunch of time with endless injuries early in his career. Steph only really started…

Yeah, but how far can you punt a footb—ah, fuck, nevermind.

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

I get it, bro. Your work has a guy who can quickly solve any computer problem by turning it off then turning it back on.

I want to know what unholy deal Stephen A made with Satan that gets him on TV but leaves him always at a table with someone even shittier than he is.

This lede is buried sooooo deep. Any story that doesn’t begin and end with the Zaza the Hitman taking out the best player on the floor with almost half the game left is laughable and ignorant. Kawhi was WORKING Kevin Durant, Draymond, Steph, and Klay. He could not be stopped so the resident thug went to work and…

You mean, Rojah?

I want you inside of me.

Thank you for writing about eating disorders. Men suffer, too, but don’t get the support they need (see the immature comments already posted). Food is a fucking tough addiction because you literally cannot live without it.

GOING BACK FOR SECONDS EH?

Crooked? You think the NBA’s master plan is the Blazers accidentally winning a meaningless home game against the Spurs?

I hate what he did. But does this mean he does not deserve to work?

To be fair, nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated.

He just won’t invite them because between his golfing and watching his impeachment trial he won’t have the time.

But his balls are. Or were.

Yeah, he had Brady on the injury report every week for years with “shoulder (probable);” never missed a game.

You honestly couldn’t assess any coach based on one year with this team. The injuries were insane (two potential starting WRs before game one, both inside linebackers by game 4, 18 people on IR before the end of the season), plus they’re generally talent deficient overall.
I don’t know if Kelly is a good coach but I…

Something to know about collect calls is, you can get the person a brief message and they don’t even have to accept the charges. For example, when they ask for your name, just say something like “Hey Jim if you wanna coach the Chargers come to that park bench in front of the Burger King tomorrow morning at 9.” If you…