That’s a low blow by TO.

Markelle Fultz needs to call her shooting coach.

It’s a Hat Trick of foods!

I’ve always wondered: which athlete in any of the pro sports, if you saw them in street clothes at a grocery store, would look the least like a pro athlete? (NFL kickers and MLB relief pitchers not included)

Obviously, the right thing to do is to aim a loud speaker at his office/home with the SSB playing at its highest level. All day.

Don’t watch the SOTU. The best/worst parts will be played over and over in the next few days. All POTUS wants to see is the ratings the SOTU will get. That’s all he’ll care about the day after. So don’t do it. Don’t give him the satisfaction. Just wait for the newsreel to see what horrible state the union is in.

*yells to guy* “GET OUT OF THIS PLACE!”

“Balluania”? Amateurs.

My hope is that a referee will make a bad call that favors the Patriot-equivalent team in a championship game, only to remove his uni to reveal he is part of the Patriot-equivalent team. And the rest of the game is him totally favoring the P-E team.

After seeing it take down someone in an Eagles jersey, Minnesota Vikings sign subway column.

Per Woj:

Dude is doing it wrong!

Update: Governor says mistake made in human error, during a shift change. Cool.

1. So many people took the time after the alert to screencap and wonder if it was real.

He probably meant to say, “Hey knee Groy” in reference to the Bills backup offensive lineman.

You know Lonzo is watching what he says about Lavar because Lonzo doesn’t want to be grounded and have TV time taken away by his father.

Why are we not referring to the team as LiThuania yet?

Also, no foldable tables

But he lives in Australia, so when it’s winter in the northern hemisphere, it’s summer in the southern hemisphere. So he’s going from winter in Australia to winter in Korea, right?

I think the commenter meant Jon Bernthal, which, come to think of it, still doesn’t make any sense.