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He’ll get Christie into his cabinet; just as long as it’s not in his food pantry, amirite?

“So just journalists, right? That shouldn’t include us.”

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Gronk most likely had something to do with the dildo on the field

Schianobating

It’s because the refs get paid per flag they throw

Prediction: Cleveland Browns win the rest of their games, somehow make it into the playoffs as a wild card, and win the Super Bowl.

The kid that was with Sandusky should sue this asshat for not stopping it.

I need to hear Popp say this. Anyone with audio proof?

I thought being a Goat was good?

If this is an autocorrect error, it makes me wonder how many times he’s used “poophole” on his phone and in what context.

Otto Columbo?

So he’s still doing his first down thing, huh?

Was it a catch though? (just getting ready for the NFL)

ba bum bum bummmm

I can only imagine:

He’s got my write-in vote. That counts, right?

Heard he spent some time at the beach.

He should have began his tweets with, “Not trying to be racist or anything, but...” Then it would’ve been OK.