PACIFIC OCEAN IS #1!

When all the Russians come back dying from Zika and all the other viruses, they are going to wish they were forced to stay home

his email makes me (sic)

I’ve seen people at beaches in Hawaii do the same thing but attach it to a tow hook, or something similar, underneath the car. People will probably see you putting stuff under there, but they still wouldn’t be able to snatch it away.

The menu in your local asian massage parlor must be incorrect.

It’s so they can cut out all the people vomitting, having diarrhea, etc.

As expected as his retirement was, I was hoping for the following exchange during half time of the first game of the season:

Burke: Coach, we notice Tim Duncan was not starting or on the bench tonight. Is he injured, and when do you expect him back?

Popovich: What?

ScarJo bats cleanup tho

*clicks YouTube link

Sweep the leg.

What about the Bills fan that traded a Kiko Alonso jersey for a beej?

Whose the next athlete you want to see in upcoming issues?

The new Blink 182 album just dropped (I hate the use of that word for a new release). Thoughts?

Was there an emcee?

Are you all sitting in the same room answering these questions?

True...the Lakers still have more money to offer

The thing about watching highlight videos of a specific player from an obscure European league is...I don’t know who/what/where I’m looking until I see a ball go into the basket

LOL at Ted Cruz going back to Canada to ref CFL games

TEBOW WASNT EVEN ON THE PLANE WHEN IT DEPARTED!!!!!!

Will Littlefinger propose to Jon Snow?