well for one your framing is absolutely horrendous. Sideways shots in 2017? Don't make me laugh. Second, Pinochet bobblehead is blatant edgelording. Frankly it should be a bit embarrassing. Third, the modelling on the bobblehead is shit.

Oh, so you're through all the slog and into the meat. Good.

I give your picture a C+

C+

On an unrelated note, the new Carly Rae song is 💖

more like Sir Edmund Killary amirite

I heard he was good in that one Cronenberg movie he was in, too.

😂😂

I mean, I'd always pegged her as "better than that Twilight shit" ever since Adventureland, but she was on a whole new level here. It's even more impressive given that the movie is basically a one-woman show and she carries the entire thing on her shoulders.

Between this and the buzz around Robbie Patts' new movie, we just need, uh, werewolf guy to break out into his Serious Actor phase to get the Twilight hat trick.

She's in that? I had no idea. I've never seen an Assayas movie before this one but I'll have to check out Sils Maria on the basis of this.

man if you wanted even a modicum of cleverness you coulda made a helicopter joke, but noooooo

Personal Shopper was excellent and I didn't know Kristen Stewart had a performance like that in her.

You're watching it now? For the first time? Where are you in it?

Oh geez now I have to go do this too

Nah, man, she totally took Nora's idea for suicide. I don't get why that was even a question.

He's always been a shit reviewer

he looked like a friendo

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