but much worse he talks bad about me to our four year old daughter.

You don’t understand. This situation will cost his “ministry” money that should rightfully be going toward a new Gulfstream G650 so that he can spread the Word to select resort locations around the world!

“...and having dinner with people who don’t in dinosaurs in her usual deadpan style.”

There is a theory that part of the reason that the civil rights movement of the 50s & 60s was able to have the success it did was in part because white US WWII soldiers worked and served alongside minority soldiers and support (medical and admin, etc.) staff.

You might not care when you’re bleeding to death, but what about when you’re dealing with the anguish of bone spurs?

Any time anyone goes missing in the state of Wyoming, the first place that should be checked is Wyomissing, PA. BECAUSE WHY ELSE NAME IT THAT

Just as well. He’d never find me on J Date, anyway.

I actually thought they did a pretty great job of not allowing him to steal the show. Sure, he was cool and aesthetically appealing and all, but everything revolved around Kara and we didn’t learn much of anything about him, and his most prominent personality trait was how supportive he was. Basically the entire…

Sheesh. Looks like proper kerning died, too.

“any excuse to throw a fun party!” (It is your kid’s 5th birthday. That isn’t an exuse, it’s an obligation.) “One of the things that I love most about being a parent is throwing birthday parties that my kiddos will remember forever,” Alba, 36, tells PEOPLE, sharing exclusive photos from her little girl’s magical day.”…

“Inspored” sounds like a description of how cheesy sci-fi aliens reproduce.

It’s probably from a lawyer buddy of theirs who has no qualms about using intimidation tactics. I think they should send it to the bar association.

Lol “jeans and a nice top” has been my going-out go-to for decades now and YOU WILL NOT TAKE THAT FROM ME!!!!

Man, the more these try-hards double down the more their asses show. What gets me is they think they’re fooling actual old money (hah) AND the unwashed masses. While obviously enough of the population does fall for the hashtag labels game to convince themselves it’s working, most people from all walks of life get that…

University of West Los Angeles School of Law?! Lols!

Right? I’m PROUD to pay my taxes. I’m glad that I make enough money to be able to pay taxes to support my country. If I had 500 million to my name, I’d be proud to pay even more taxes!

That quote on the mag cover..pregnancy is the path to do what you want when you want?! Hahahaha! Are you kidding me? You’re a walking fucking incubator who then becomes a zombie slave to an incoherent, emotionally volatile tyrant. Do what you want eh? I hope what you want is diaper changing and chaffed nipples (I…

Victoria Justice should be historican fanfiction about Queen Victoria sidelining as a PI.

When I hear rich people bitch about taxes, I can’t even fathom it. I’m proud that my taxes go to things that my fellow patriots need, like Obamacare, and I guarantee that the dollars coming out of my paycheck mean a lot more to me than the dollars from their... paychecks? Estate taxes? Whatever you call the taxes rich…