Almost everyone else got it. I thought it was funny and apparently a lot of other people considering it is the most recommended post on this article. Maybe the problem is you?

Frankly he'd be better off running.

If the guy truly had a gun, the driver wouldn't have had a chance. That lethargic BRZ acceleration would've been like shooting a stationary target.

How do you feel about an Indy race at COTA? Do you or other drivers that you know of want to race there?

yeah like this '06 with less miles for $24,990k BIN

In other news, we just got the confirmation that the Earth is round. Stay tuned for more.

I'm perfectly content with having no influence on the DOD. I just think it is comedic the amount of cash burning they do.

The 2014 GT500.

I think we both need an oil well, or to become friends with Jay Leno. :)

No offense to you, but everytime I hear about the F-35 it makes me want to set my wallet on fire.

I always thought this generation of 5-series looked good. To me, it was the E90 3-series that got hit with the ugly stick early on. Mid-cycle revisions made them look quite a bit better, but the early ones were ugly, IMO.

This is the typical Jalopnik state of mind...everything new is terrible and horrible and scary and ugly and every other negative thing you can think of. Until it goes out of production. Then it's the most amazing thing that's ever been made, ever ever ever.

It doesn't. The F10 is the right combination of stately and aggressive. The E60 just looks soft. Up to and including the M5. I honestly believe the F10 will look as good in 10 years as the E38 does now. Not that I'd ever spend my own money on one. BMWs I would own start at the E24 635csi and end at the E36 M3.

So you didn't drive a car until, 2014? Because obviously all cars from previous years that don't meet 2014 safety standards are horrible death traps that kill you instantly?

The first link is a TTS vs a 135i if you didnt see it.

Maybe I cant read correctly, but didnt you say something about the TTs being straight line cars?

I might actually watch it if they go to COTA.

Help me out here, you're on a racing news site, bitching about them reporting on a race?

I'm not sure who you are refering to, but I referring to Lewis Hamilton as being the fastest.

So here's how this works. Coming into the race, HAM is 17 points ahead, will be 24 after this race, and if they finish the same way next week it'll be 31. Due to the BS doubling of points, if some bad luck comes HAM's way in Abu Dhabi he won't win the championship despite winning 11 times. The double points is a…