Those goddamn vents better be functional...

It's a really fucking terrible idea.

We got this from an anonymous source, stuck to the Jalopnik HQ trailer door with a wad of nicotine gum. It's supposedly a picture of the upcoming Lincoln MKZ Mark II, and it's clearly supposed to be a ridiculous amalgam of old Lincoln design cues. The trouble is, I'm not so sure it's such a terrible idea.

I love that you changed the 500L to read 500Loser. Props.

Something for the blue flag marshal to do?

There are non-reuseable pong balls?

Waiting for Peloton25 to say this is not legit.

Can he do anything else?

Good lord if I have to read another story about Ken Block somehow fucking up and "Ain't carin'" I'm going postal.

Ken Blocks stunts are cool, but he's never been that good when time matters.

Riiiiiiiight.

1. I'm sticking with running out of things to write about.

What car couldn't do this if you put a burrito under the hood? Jalopnik must be struggling to find some news or anything to write about. You guys should get out more.

Yeah, pretty sure I can do this on my Focus.

Tomorrow on Jalopnik :

TIL - a source of heat can cook food.

I WANT to like it but I can't imagine this thing even being capable of safe highway speeds. Every route would have to be carefully planned to avoid inclines of any kind. CP for me. It's cheap but I don't think it would be remotely usable in the real world.

So...even by trying to start his own thing...this is still a negative? I am always confused by people who hate people who have money.

Well....I can't hate him for trying to be somewhat independent. Good on him for trying to break the common image of spoiled new money teens being too lazy to pay for their own luxuries.

Why would they have 15 or 20 year old tires? Would they also have 15 year old oil and gas as well?