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I DID get some cheesecake flavored M&Ms, but until they create a more protein-based pizza, burger or fried chicken "M" it's actual food for me!

And Welcome to Day Three!

Nope! We are going out. Crazy yes, but we have things to do and places to see.

I am here in Beautiful Brooklyn, the 4th largest city in America, after a long car ride yesterday. The highlight of which was the visit to a gas station somewhere in Upstate NY, where I found a group of Girl Scouts. Dear reader, you don't know how utterly over the moon I was, as in Canada there are only TWO flavors of…

I think the bulk of the Buffalo news is traffic accidents, failed construction projects and the Bills.

GREETINGS FROM BEAUTIFUL BUFFALO! We've stopped here on our way to the Big Apple as part of our March Break vacation. Even though there is a storm comin', I'm not going to let that stop us. My son wants to see the Times Square M&M Store and, dammit, he's gonna see the Times Square M&M Store.

Yeah, fondant makes cake look great, but it's basically sugar Play-Doh. I've banned it from the cakes I make and it was one of the better decisions that I've made.

Sure, dystopian fiction has been popular for a number of years now, but these are all considered classics and not really a beach read. I just finished Handmaid's Tale this week and it's clearly Mike Pence's wet dream. I hadn't read it since I was in High School and it was interesting to read it with fresh eyes.

Any Wars, really. Who doesn't like giant sculptures made of squashes, fondant covered Rice Krispies, spit and duct tape? Truly a First World competition.

I once worked for a couple that was on a TWO-PART (!!) episode of Kitchen Nightmares. When I worked for them, they ran a toy store (horribly) and on KN they ran a burger joint (horribly).

Yeah, Intervention has won Emmys and everything.

I assume you watched My Strange Addiction where people routinely ate couch foam, got plastic surgery to look like Justin Bieber and fucked amusement park rides.

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