The only Robin pairing that ever mattered was the Robin-Lily friendship and they shat all over it so that she could be lonely enough to finally settle for Ted in that series-ruining finale.

No. I hate how they made the Barney character grow up for more than two seasons only to invalidate it in the finale’s first 10 minutes.

To cover her back privates?

Ha, exactly. I know exactly what she meant and what she meant isn’t insane. But this is why we use our words! If you sound like a 2 year old people will mock you.

Not to mention, if afterwards, it came out that Hillary was being “difficult” and didn’t want to deliver a punchline based on a racist setup line, just tell them media what the joke was. She’d be on the moral high ground for refusing to be a part of this.

I have a hard time believing that they had absolutely no editorial input on the issue. Clinton would be insane not to have her staff vet every single scripted line put in front of her at this point in the campaign. It’s not as if the joke is about a central tenet of the charity or something, no one had their career…

Is it a Latino making a joke at the expense of Latinos? Because that’s not the same thing as when powerful white people make POC the butt of their jokes.

It absolutely was racist. Am I in the minority, though, for not attributing a racist joke made by someone else to Hillary?

There may be nothing more annoying than having to litigate pet custody on behalf of someone.

But even beyond the obvious racism, it’s so damned stupid for retail management not to know better. Might as well hang up a banner that says “Sue Me!”.

In what universe is this hairstyle bad? I think it looks super cool and if I went to a store and saw a salesperson with this hair I’d be like “This place seems fashionable and cool.”

Forgetting Zara for a second because fuck them, those two manager must be the most tone deaf goddamn buffoons in the whole world. What the hell made them think they could say that to the girl and she would be anything but offended? It’s a neutral colour and an understated style. Home girl didn’t roll up in there…

I find it’s impossible to have your eyeliner BE even and also LOOK even, unless your eyes are compleeeeetely symmetrical. I kinda make mine thicker on the left and thinner on my right lid, as the right lid is slightly more hooded so less of it shows when doing Normal Face.

Last week I had a dream.

I’ve been doing winger eyeliner for almost 20 years now! People always ask me how I do it, and I say “Don’t go for perfect”. My eyeliner isn’t always completely even, but it’s not noticeable.

Saw that. What got me is she said yes! Are you freaking kidding me? He just demonstrated he has no common sense, no ability to foresee the consequences of his actions, no self-preservation, and he’s just run up a huge bill he has to pay so it was financially irresponsible as well. Unless she has a huge life insurance…

This silliness is delightful when you consider that some of their contemporaries are using their creativity to invent racist beer pong.

I really appreciate fragrance-sensitive product reviews. I swear they’ve cranked up the perfume in every lotion and potion over the past twenty years. Is the population losing its sense of smell? I don’t recall having this problem before The Body Shop and Bath & Body Works started stinking up a mall near you in the…

Neck creams are definitely a gimmick. Just use a normal moisturizer, either the one you already use on your face, or something similar but cheaper if your face cream is too spendy for you to want to use it on your neck.

I don’t recommend incorporating this many products into your skin-care regimen at once. If your skin freaks out, you won’t know which product is the culprit. On the flip side, if your skin starts looking freaking amazing, you won’t know which products are actually helping versus which are just draining your bank…