Ramona’s tagline isn’t that great. It’s just a variation of last season’s “I’m an acquired taste. You don’t like me? Acquire some taste.” I like Dorinda’s “I have a big heart, but little patience.” the best. Simple, but accurate.

What would you housewives tagline be? Mine would probably be something ultra corny, like “I might be diabetic, but that doesn’t mean I’m sweet.” and then there would be a shot of me asleep on the couch with a giant lollipop stuck to my sweater because I declined to shoot the promo scene in a fucking ballgown.

Betty White needs to lay off the crystal

This story is clearly fake. Nobody who bites Beyoncé in the face is going to live to tell about it.

i want to know what drugs she was on. bath salts or e?

Farrow. (Sorry to be so nit-picky: the guy does good-to-great journalism and his name should be correct.)

Why is this picture still up? Saturday Jezebel is embarrassingly sloppy lately jfc

Do you think it’s possible they’re divorcing so she can get some of the assets before they’re seized? Could this be a plot to keep some of their shit? I’m curious about this.

The rats are abandoning the ship.

I posted on Splinter, but the timing of this speaks volumes. Mueller subpoenaed documents from the Trump Org today and she needs to get her share of the assets before they’re frozen. They have five kids; spoiled little shits don’t come cheap!

it definitely sets a president.

Using a dentist teeth model is a great idea. Our son is autistic and we had all sorts of trouble getting him to learn to brush his teeth. He still has issues with his dental hygiene but because he follows visual cues better than verbal cues, we bought this model and it really helped him visualize the sequence of how…

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That outfit is fighting the good fight, but losing.

sometimes people just need their ass beat

If someone were to beat the living shit out of this bitch I wouldn’t feel bad about it AT ALL.

As someone who went through the ivf process, it’s not just the money for ivf, it’s the money for the meds, time off work, rearranging your entire life because NOTHING ELSE MATTERS when going through fertility treatment ADDED to the fact that whatever is in that freezer might be your best/only shot at parenthood. I…

I’m going to ugly-cry my way thru Jessica Jones’ second season. Anyone else having this or is it just me and my mommy problems?

I am 6 months pregnant. Why don’t I have any goddamn Thin Mints?

Dear therapy,