So much black excellence today! Look at God.

This one!!

This is the happiest I’ve ever seen her. Or when they celebrate mothers day without donald

The more you look, the more you wonder if the bowtie is just waddle painted black.

Look at the way he’s shoved his neck fat into that shirt collar.

She looks like a sexbot with a football stuffed up her jumper.

A portrait of the Trump marriage.

It looks like one of those “Oriental” dresses that are all the rage yet again.

Thank you for writing this and the When Can I say I’ll be Alone Forever article! People are continually sold the lie that if they just try A,B,C then everything will fall into place and they’ll meet someone. The reality is too scary. It’s hard, love is fucking mean. And really great people sometimes never partner up,…

Much like Americans, Israelis are very reasonable people with an inexplicable talent for electing dingbats to government.

What the unholy fuck has gone wrong with Israel?

The Alt-Right Nazi’s who support Trump also liked Jews on trains.

Yes, please. And maybe a cute 3/4 sleeve? Not everyone is First Lady Michelle.

I love me some lip gloss and I never gave it up. But hell no to low rise jeans. I’m not giving up my high waisted ones that actually look normal on my crazy long torso. Low rise jeans always tried to be pubic exposing and um, hard pass.

I would like if dresses with sleeves came back.

Shit. I worked hard to have actual curves, I am not wearing a goddamn tent dress.

Crap, I JUST got an email from a guy for a project we talked about last week and he wanted to meet briefly tomorrow for, like, a half hour. So now I gotta get up, get dressed, go downtown and go talk to someone for probably less than 30 minutes. I wasn’t expecting to hear from him until after the holidays

I usually buy an XL for myself, eat 2 or 3 slices and immediately freeze the rest. Once frozen, pack em in zip bags best for freezers and they'll be really good for 2 weeks.
When you feel like it, just thaw and put em in the toaster oven. They'll come out crispy and the cheese real chewy. Dammit i want a pizza now!