WHUT is wrong with people that they do that? Doesn’t the person on the other end hear our farts?

laughing gas + novocaine + Hamilton + duck lip filler = you’re welcome

why you do this?

I recently read that if a person wants to ‘stay friends’ after a break up, they are more likely to be a psychopath:

Did you read Bossy Pants? It’s great.

mee tooo!!

Yeah, he definitely doesn’t get to claim science ever if he is spouting that stuff.

Who ever came up with this is a patronizing idiot.

He needs to tell us all about how vaccines are poisoning children.

Whenever I see a truck all jacked up like that - there is only one thing I think of.

It’s code for hating all non-white people and anyone who doesn’t also hate black people. That is all it means when someone chooses to wear the confederate flag in 2017.

Join some sort of club, activity or social event stuff. The kind of lame stuff we wouldn’t have done when we were younger. Also, in my experience, adult friends don’t need to be held to as high standards as the ones we had at younger ages. Meaning, as long as we know the basics are clear (they are not racist, or…

I’d say you’re more likely to get a fair shake from someone who has seen it all and then some. Hope it works out for you. Maybe start looking for a new job just in case. It might make you feel a little better to think about the new opportunities that are possible.

this isn’t your wife hopped up on hormones, this is a woman who’s husband engaged in a years long affair and went to great lengths to cover it up.

I’m so glad you got out.

Jezebel needs to do an extensive research piece on how to protect mah thunda thighs from chub rub stat. I want all solutions tested and reported on. Stat.

Same hair cut, same expression... I mean, come on...

I saw some photos of Harvey with brick houses blown down

What year is that from? I’m so creeeeeeped out by her babyness.