Neither had I! It was amazing!

I have been instructed to translate texts into American English from UK English. So they probably mean it was originally written by an American? I dunno. Weird.

They’re rescues!

It's scary. People are scary.

More hugs. I'm so sorry.

I don’t even care, but that suit is fantastic.

I was had at “[VAN] [DER] [BEEK].”

I am actually at an Indian wedding right now and will be hitting the bar HARD.

You and me both, non-dude. (Or however you identify.)

Just gimme a good ol’ egg and cheese on a roll. Millions of bodegas have dinner.

No, but you never know about next year...

And puppies.

I have too many republican/libertarian friends. I love them...until they talk about politics. I don’t know if it’s best to just stay away from those topics (unlikely) or fight them (uncomfortable). Anyway, I don’t think any president is perfect, but Mr. Obama is the best one I’ve seen in my lifetime. (So far.) I’m…

No — that was definitely a small dinosaur.

Or boop her on the nose with a newspaper.

Goodness, I have no respect for this man.

In my comment, I meant that I'm sorry you had to endure that.

I starred this for your bravery and eloquence — not because of your experience. Stay strong, friend.

In high school, a girl I knew had sex with (raped by) a staff member — the relationship lasted a bit, I later learned. The school was only notified after she’d mentioned it to her therapist — who was legally obligated to report it, since she was only in her early or mid-teens when it started. Most of it was swept…