Eh, technically it’s not about tweets. It’s about that jackass reading tweets, and there is a clip of that included. The implicit contract between you and the AVClub remains intact.

Tarzan’s Jane is Jane Porter, not Foster. And she really nailed the tailoring on that dress.

Not that weird, since the article’s about this particular librarian’s Twitter thread, and she only talks about the Belloc.

Unfortunately for the filmmakers, Walton Goggins and Kaitlyn Dever in Appalachia makes me want to watch Justified, not this.

There was a short story collection in the Point Horror line, and Stine had a story in it. Maybe that’s what you’re thinking of? It was called Thirteen; it stuck in my mind because I was never able to find a copy. I can’t believe that still bugs me.

Yessss, Christopher Pike. I never really read RL Stine (the existence of Goosebumps had him classified in my brain as “kid stuff,” I think), but I read everything Christopher Pike put out. Well, everything up until 1991 or ‘92, at which point I abruptly aged out and gave all my copies to a kid I babysat. Except Remembe…

Steve is a New Deal Democrat. He’s never, ever voting for Trump.

I was wondering about the other two as well. They were both excellent. I would have expected Jenny and Karen to round out the group, but maybe they don’t sing.

It’s lousy, but it’s pretty, so maybe watch it on mute.

The Scientist tries to murder Fizzgig, so yes, very bad guy.

Mitch McConnell doesn’t look like a turtle. Turtles range from adorable to beautiful to impressive, but all of them are wonderful. Mitch McConnell looks like a dead-eyed, sniveling goblin who wouldn’t be able to sell his soul because it’s already withered and died of starvation within its fleshly prison. He’s utterly…

Yeah, I thought they were all thoughtfully and cleverly designed. Lots of naturally-unnatural biological details. On a personal note, I’ve been watching kaiju movies since I was ~8/9, and I‘m in my 40's now, and Onibaba (the crab monster that hunts wee Mako) is the only kaiju I’ve ever found scary. I actually cringed…

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Why assume this is “feminists” doing this? There’s nothing particularly feminist about it, and NowThis isn’t a feminist-focused news aggregator. And it’s not like Buchanan is the only one left out. There’s no Van Buren, Taylor, Tyler, Pierce, Garfield, either Adams, Monroe, Grant, Hayes or Polk (the nineteenth century …

Of all the many, many cancelled network shows Netflix could have picked up the last couple of years, one of the few they did pick up was Designated Survivor. For some reason. So yeah, Kiefer probably was busy.

Hey, word to the wise. If you don’t like the show, that’s fine. You’re not required to. But stop insulting the people who do like it. That just makes you look like a jackass.

I would definitely buy that. All the alterna-Wells we’ve seen make a really strong argument that the general plan is “let Tom do whatever he wants.”

At this point I’m just going with TPTB preferring Cavanagh, because there’s no way Letscher (whose Thawne I like very much!) is terribly expensive, relatively, and his IMDB page doesn’t seem very busy at the moment.

Tragic waste of some beautiful architecture, but at least he rescued his pet robots.

Oh thank you, I appreciate the transcript. I was curious about the clip after seeing it around, but I was only able to watch about fifteen seconds of it before I died, writhing in an agony of second-hand humiliation. Good lord.