Well, the Internet had a good run. Last one out hit the lights, please.

That was the backup plan for ‘All the Money in the World’ if Christopher Plummer wasn’t available.

They should just superimpose old footage of Julia Child over him at every opportunity.

b-b-b-but the man is justify!

Yeah, right before lamenting how men are taught to not hit women.

“But we live in a world where women’s safety is more important than men’s feelings”, said like that’s a silly thing.

More like Walter Chronickite, amirite?

Naah, it was just a Prattfall.

I’m gonna take this one step further and say that Pratt turns into some sort of dinosaur à la the Hulk. Then the movie really gets going.

He jumps into a lead-lined refrigerator at the last second before the blast. He’s fine.

...Laura Dern inherits Star Wars.

It’s an excellent rectangle that lets you listen to Willie Nelson

Old Young man streams through Cloud

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel will fill the inevitable void left by Transparent quite nicely.

They could rebrand it as Sansparent

I know it’s kind of off topic these days, but I’m going to talk about his work. You should watch his stand up on Netflix, Too Real, it’s really great.

He is not a disgrace to his family’s name at all. Some of his steals are impressive, and all of them are legal.