More like Walter Chronickite, amirite?

Naah, it was just a Prattfall.

I’m gonna take this one step further and say that Pratt turns into some sort of dinosaur à la the Hulk. Then the movie really gets going.

He jumps into a lead-lined refrigerator at the last second before the blast. He’s fine.

...Laura Dern inherits Star Wars.

It’s an excellent rectangle that lets you listen to Willie Nelson

Old Young man streams through Cloud

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel will fill the inevitable void left by Transparent quite nicely.

They could rebrand it as Sansparent

I know it’s kind of off topic these days, but I’m going to talk about his work. You should watch his stand up on Netflix, Too Real, it’s really great.

He is not a disgrace to his family’s name at all. Some of his steals are impressive, and all of them are legal.

I’ve mentioned this before. Alex Chilton is one of the nicest people I’ve ever met, not just nicest celebrity. He even got stuck in his house after Katrina because he gave his car to friends of mine so they could get out of town.

“This song isn’t even in the show.” A very funny segment in an otherwise pretty average episode.

That Simpsons episode where Mark hammil does Guys and Dolls with a lightsaber was the best Star Wars musical there will ever be

“With us tonight is Han Solo, who’s frozen in carbonite.”

CSI: Tatooine.

Star Wars: Hologram I.T. Division, about the people responsible for the endless holograms in the Star Wars universe. Think The Office plus The IT Crowd but with more Wookiees.