Whaaaat. I have never met a Black person who goes to spiritual healers instead of doctors, or who distrusts doctors because of any reason other than how we are and have been treated. Wtf.

His victim will serve a life sentence of depression and anxiety.

I was going to see Aronofsky’s mother! in the theater but she was so fat they had to show her in a stadium.

She wants to be normal? Suuuuuuurrre. What shite.

Oh boy. I’m a criminal attorney and this is, shall we say......... “problematic”?? That’s the word the kids are usin’ these days.

Luckily, you weren’t on the jury.

She does, she has depression.

These activists teach other people’s children that homoeroticism and biological-sex rejection (i.e., “transgenderism”) are phenomena to be celebrated.

At least the photographer managed to create memories that’ll last forever for the couple.

His name means future, after all.

Yeah, I’m legitimately surprised he did this. The only thing I can think of is that he reassured his paymasters there was NO CHANCE it would pass, so it burnishes his liberal creds while not actually endangering his constituents’ profits.

Sad!

“Jimmy Fallon, who ruffled Trump’s hair like an adoring child, now trying to be all “that Trump you guys, like wow how evil.”

Jimmy Fallon, who ruffled Trump’s hair like an adoring child, now trying to be all “that Trump you guys, like wow how evil.”

Somebody seriously needs to fuck up Mitch McConnell’s shit.

Sessions is a horrible person who absolutely deserves bullying. The baffling thing here is that Trump is bullying Sessions for recusing himself, which is basically the one single ethically and morally correct thing Sessions has ever done in his entire career.

Wait so having a broken tail light is a fucking DEATH SENTENCE now? are you joking?