Jesus this is embarrassing. Day 2 of this and you guys are still buying that Serena was the victim here? I’m a big fan of Serena, but she has not been wronged here at all. The first code violation was for coaching - her coach admitted he did it and the cameras caught him doing it. No it’s not called all the time, but…

Maybe dynamite isn’t the best duck hunting technique.

Sell 5,000 tickets at $10 a piece.... I’d buy a few.

It is about time for these NCAA athletes to realize that the NCAA is getting the Best of You.

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

It’s hilarious to read this while the Cubs are down 10-1 to the fucking Mets at this particular moment.

ICE is one of the largest law enforcement agencies in the United States that has statutes they are the primary enforcement agency none of which are to terrorize or illegally imprison. In fact, on of their main missions of ICE is to combat human trafficking, whose victims are people who are terrorized and imprisoned…

So edgy.

What’s the point of this article? Pettiness? Envy? Jealousy? Gotta knock a rich white boy down? Is this ‘journalism’? 

Im no fan of Trump, but this exact thing would have happened under Obama. These rules have been in place for decades. You cant enter the country with the wrong Visa. Nothing mysterious about this. Basically their paperwork was wrong.

I was searching for Maseratis a while back and these shitboxes kept coming up in the results. Get your fucking LeBarons the fuck out of here! I’m looking for real Italian shitboxes. 

My alma mater is a disgrace. 

If the colors coincide, he should see a doctor, stat.

Hell of a ticket. I doubt he’ll be able to dodge this in court.

I have a lot of empathy for people who take their lives, but this bullshit is absurd. “But after reports of six drivers committing suicide in recent months, after struggling with mounting debt that only increased upon Uber and Lyft’s arrival in the city, officials were moved to take action.”

Automatics are Bud Light. It’s technically beer, but its sole purpose is to be accessible to people who don’t like beer.

Can we have more “Hazel Southwell” quality Jalopnik?

Having only owned Subarus, I was thrown for a loop when my non Subaru friends were shocked at how my car was retaining value. I didn’t realize how little the depreciate.

Disagree, it remains the perfect show to watch when you’re drunk out of your mind in a hotel room with only a basic cable package at your disposal

Speak for yourself. My AMC’s been recently renovated. Big theaters, stadium seating, actually comfortable seats - it’s pretty great.