Damnit.

Oh, I just get my auto news from this website called Jalopnik. Some of the headlines are a bit clickbaity but the reporting is usually good.

There's really only two things you need to know about the 2015 Dodge Charger Hellcat: it may be the most American car you can buy right now, and it's absolutely, unrepentantly clamshit insane. The idea of a well-appointed four-door family car with enough power to liquify everyone you love is crazy. And wonderful. But…