Politics Corner - WTF edition. This could be the title of virtually every Politics Corner. According to NYT, which actually requires multiple corroborating sources, Predisent Baby Hands spends 4 to 8 hours per business day watching TV - virtually all of it cable news. He watches Fox News when he needs to be soothed,…

Wrong. Wrong! Nasty Velocirapstar! This one time, he got 80% when he polled his family. Eric sure was in the doghouse after that one.

Doesn’t this woman realize she just ruined Alec Baldwin’s weekend?

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America is weird about money and people who have it and people who don’t, especially if you incorporate aspects such as race and gender. I smell a dissertation in the making. Please cite me as a source. Thank you.

The venue is a men’s room so that someone can hide in one of the stalls and overhear.

“Didja see my Tweet to that bitch Jennifer Lawrence, Dad? I really put her in her place, didn’t I Dad? I’ll bet she’ll think twice before she opens her stupid mouth again, won’t she Dad?....

“Sexism is all the big and little ways that society draws a box around women and says, ‘You stay in there.”

Do you believe in something, or don’t you? Groping women is bad. And it’s not a huge hurdle to handle. Just...don’t...grope anybody. There. Can you hug women? Sometimes. Not all the time. Can you insist on open mouthed kisses? Well, no, that one’s a little harder. Is groping somebody less bad because a 30 year old was…

The allegations against Franken are just as credible as any of the other recent reports of harassment, reported independently by multiple news outlets, based on stories from women across the political spectrum, and corroborated by friends and associates who were told about the alleged behavior years ago. The notion…

This review astonishingly neglects the perhaps most significant moment in the Harding story: the time she bought coffee from the coffee stand where I was working in NW Portland in the mid-90s, and after she left I turned to the other people there and said, and I quote, “Hey, I think that was Tonya Harding.”

Duel. It’s been downhill ever since.

Al Frankin just switched his party affiliation to Republican, so it’s all good. All of his accusers are now liars and the female democratic senators need to resign before they embarrass themselves further by not investigating real issues plaguing this nation like Hillary Clinton.

A bit, yeah. I mean, it’s not exactly cut and dry that an event designed to honor a person is the right place to confront them about stuff like this, but... when is the right place? It’s not like Hoffman’s attending panels on sexual harassment.

To be fair Jesus dad was a deadbeat who knocked up Mary and then split. Sure he talked to his son a few times when he was a grown adult but the guy was a real asshole.  

“the just-released Animal House...strum an acoustic guitar on the quad..”

Well, like the nuns taught me about the Holy Trinity, He can be three things

I’m not one to ridicule others’ religious beliefs but how many politicians make the claim that God spoke to them and told them to run for office? I seem to remember at least 4-5 in the 2012 Republican presidential primaries who made that claim, all of whom didn’t even get the nomination. Their “God” seems to be either…

I would look up more lyrics to that song, just to continue the joke, but I don’t want Barry Manilow lyrics in my search history.

Oh Barry, you came and you gave without taking , but term limits sent you away oh Barry.