“On our first night, there was an earthquake. The earth trembled and shook at the loss of my innocence.”

“Have you seen my Picasso?”

Lately I’ve felt the need for music more soothing and gentle. Can’t imagine why.

Yikes. That ‘she could do worse’ line jumped out. In fact, even without recent events I imagine many would find this way too creepy. It made me feel uncomfortable. Of course I’m sure that is what he was aiming for. Could be a tough publicity tour for these actors, though. It’s either the best or worst timing in movie…

Were either given an official position as an advisor to their dad?

The Walker, Texas Ranger reboot will be exempt, though.

So now we can add ‘pot defiler’ to his long list of offenses.

He probably thought he was flirting. In which case, witty banter sure ain’t what it used to be, but the mixture of crudeness and desperation which seems to be the standard MO of these guys is as awful as it ever was. Not that a silver tongued sleazebag is any better, of course.

So that 21% is his target audience, right?

Adam Sandler will be busy.

Cover story People Magazine. Scroll down to the last paragraph:

“I mean, if I was caught in a love nest with fifteen 12-year-old girls tomorrow, people would think, yeah, I always knew that about him.”
Woody Allen, 1976.

F for Fake. Up to his old tricks again.

I remember an episode of Green Acres where Arnold the pig is drafted and Eddie Albert reluctantly has to help out, only to have the local paper describe him as a ‘noted pig lawyer’.