David Murray, Octet Plays Trane (2000). As stunning as I assumed it would be.

a parapsychologist who stops a race of midget aliens from turning Earth into one giant intergalactic gangbang through the power of KISS.

Right question but from the wrong press secretary.

Night Nurse (1931). Every bit as bat-crap crazy as its reputation.

Future number one bestseller-

No one will top Albert Finney’s performance as Churchill in The Gathering Storm. And he didn’t need any fancy makeup!

It’s not a remake, is it?

“Needs more incest! And dragons.”

Or the great condiments controversy.

ETA: I guess the whole album is a tribute to Dolphy and Trane’s work together, as India was one of their best collaborations.

Jack DeJohnette, Special Edition (1980).

Considering his crimes maybe bringing back the stocks would be appropriate.

So who should play him in the, sure to be made soon, movie? Adam Scott is too old but Shia LaBeouf is the right age. And after his turn as McEnroe, he could really lock down that ‘real life creep’ niche he was born to fill.

Yikes, I’ve been stung too. She seems very friendly, unfortunately I’m not an older gentlemen looking for a hot Russian girl.

So now we just need a cool role for Grace Park.

The lasso of pay equality.