A great leap forward for political advertising!

He's just trying to cover all the various variety of variables.

No wonder she preferred Jessie.

O, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice copyright law.

Well you were close.

John is pretty hopeless at killing people. He shots them and they keep getting back up.

Call me Barbie.

Oscar sold separately.

"I'll be singing Starry Starry Night. I hope you like it."

Is that the one with the teddy bears?

Whoo.
or
Noooooooooooooo!!!

You'll be paid in space bucks.

But you can leave your hat on.

No, Simpson quotes are our bread and puns are our butter. Hackneyed jokes are our…mayonnaise? Or cheese?

Stop motion dogs? Sounds adorable. Or nauseating.
Or adorably nauseating. Or maybe the other way around.
Just how twee will this thing be, anyway?

Even a horror fan who is pure in heart
And says his prayers by night,
May pay for another wolfman reboot
When the full moon is bright.

I fear most guys will take this as a warning rather than a rating.

But not necessarily in that order.

Great minds think alike.
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Someone needs to be changed.