I’m having a shite day and really needed this. Thanks.

And people say hardcore human porn is degrading to women. This is cat rape, if you ask me.

“Maybe you’d like to do a happy little push-up for me, right there on the ground? Or maybe over there, under the shade of that maple tree? The choice is yours, friend! Just make it twenty, so I don’t get yelled at.”

Um, the teeth are wrong too.

Alaska should be ours.