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To truly modernize it, they should have made him a vape bro

Technically a rotary engine?

fuck right off

Worst? Or best?

The one the dealer puts on when you buy your new car/truck.

1st Gear = Nissan

“Ermagerd! Ma meat! Gotta git ma meat! Yeehaw! I git ta be a reel cowboy today!”

Yes. Saudi Arabians or Emiratis or wherever this is are huge fans of Buddhists.

Why I Fuck Up My Cars

“The tint is illegal,” he told me, “but I’ve never gotten pulled over for it.”

You haven’t seen the torque curves from modern turbo engines, have you?

AND. PARK. IN. NON-EXISTENT. AUSTIN. PARKING. SPOTS. ALSO. DRINK. AND. DRIVE.

I would love if state inspections required headlights to be aligned properly.

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For your spot on analysis, I reward you with this British Mk5 commercial.

Unpopular opinion:

Why in the world do I think plaid is hot. I like my (FiST) Recaros, but something about that plaid is easy on the eyes. I want that in my life.

Always. They have always made the best GTI.

Keep your unobtainable to the U.S. cars out of this conversation!

I think they all have a place in my heart.

Mk1: The beginning! Without this one, this wouldn’t even be a question.

Mk2: An improvement on the first one, probably the most iconic one, if you ask me. Slightly better looks, too.

Mk3: Not really as iconic and rarely remembered but looked killer lowered and blacked out. While

Wallaby damned, these puns are roo-thless.