Signs like this might help.

True that.

Actually European and Ferrari-like

Not just 16 cylinders, but 16 in a W configuration. That’s where the magic happens.

Obligatory:

Oh.

Am I an old person? What is a “woke boyfriend”?

I8 these puns.

I have mixed feelings about this.

i8 to say it, but my bet’s on the pick up truck.

It’s going to be hard to find out who’s asphalt

Is there any concrete evidence as to who was at fault?

“Needs something. . .”

Panzer? I hardly know her!

Yes, it’s quite treacherous up here. Do be careful.

The same way tesla owners plan their trips supercharger to supercharger, I imagine you are planning yours service center to service center.

Is attracting outside crazies really better than producing native crazies?

fucking great.
Just when people stopped casually telling me about their relatives dying on motorcycles, throwing sodas on me on the highway (seriously what the fuck lady) and revving, then flooring it when next to me... this shit.

Thanks guys.
Thanks, when I get into work I might as well get a face tattoo.
Of a dick. with…

I had some moron throw coins at my car once while I was driving. I responded by throwing a brick at his car. He seemed to have ran out of coins after that.