It’s garbage comments like this that are dragging Jalopnik down.

It gets recycled from time to time.

This pun thread needs to be compacted.

Those are some hefty words.

Where’s the kaboom? There’s supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboo —

Looks like all the puns have ended. What a waste.

I’ve tried to come up with a clever pun, but they’re all rubbish.

I’m pretty sure that truck is garbage now.

I’m game as long as we keep it clean. No trash-talking.

You certainly need to keep your reputation sanitary.

GARBAGE DAY

These kinds of things do happen. It’s all perfectly legitimate.

I refuse to participate in this pun-fest and soil my reputation.

That explosion really trashed that truck.

Haha, In my experience of business, the engineer would be aware of it and would have raised it with higher ups who would have told him to shut-up and stop being negative which is why he’s mentioning it. Something like this -

For a second there, I thought this could be about my “Rodents Will Eat Your Honda” story from yesterday. Damn.

Also, this.

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