I’m surprised nobody pointed out the obvious problem: the Pod sleigh physics.

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode. 

No, he’s spade.

It’s got power steering, the base model just doesn’t have a power tilt/telescoping steering wheel.

Looks like they all have the glass roof.

The dad literally grabs the kid by the back of his shirt and tugs him down.

Nah I rather figure out whats going on in my country.

Wait, hold up. Those Chevy commercials told me they won the JD Power Most Reliable award. You mean to tell me those awards are worthless? What about those normal people and their important opinions?

Then I was told my tip (15%) was too small.

This is a good take because drivers are never distracted and couldn’t possibly hit a pedestrian paying attention and legally crossing the road.

Was with you for the first half but assumed the second half was going to be about better driver awareness. Why should ’bikers and cyclists’ (which are the same, right, unless you mean motorcycles which would be even more bizarre) keep to the edge which is statistically more dangerous for them?

This is why experienced car people just tell you to buy whatever you’re already thinking of buying, because we know you won’t take our advice.

I was about to type this same comment, so I’m glad I saw yours. I mean seriously how often are these people hauling plywood?! Can it haul a fridge? a washer or dryer? a dresser? a dining room table? Those are the things that these kinds of trucks realistically get used for. I don’t know anyone who regularly needs…

What is this obsession with hauling full sheets of plywood, flat and with the tailgate up? Any pickup can and will haul a sheet of plywood in some configuration, especially if you have a few good tie downs. Home Depot will also cut it for free and drywall comes in smaller sheets, if you need it. Shit, my wife and I…

The Sport Trac can fit 4x8's. Plus It can tow 6,800 pounds vs 6,000 for the ranger, and has 1,450 pound payload capacity vs 1,260 for the ranger.

And my Dad can beat up your Dad.

The most expensive thing I’ve ever purchased is my car, which I bought from a friend for $9,000 five years ago after a brief negotiation.

This is all much, much more exciting than the only other time I bought a car, 10 years ago, a goddamn Saturn Ion.

“a lengthy description of Fraser rescuing a horse from the set of a History Channel series and bringing it back to his farm in upstate New York as a companion for his autistic son”

I’ve always liked Brendan Fraser and he always seemed like a standup guy. If I’m rooting for anyone to have a comeback, it’s him.

The whole profile in which this appears is insanely poignant. That this isn’t the most compelling point is a testament to that piece.