Yup, this. This is NOT a video that shows how talented Subban is on this play (and he’s one of my favourite defensemen so hold your hate). It shows how flukey some goals can be.

I’m pretty amazed that the story focuses on Subban at all. He’s just sending it into the zone and the goalie puts in for him. If the goalie decided to take a nap at this moment instead of trying to make a save then the puck goes wide and this is a meaningless moment. It would be like writing about how great a pass…

Anything bad that happens to the Canucks is fine by me.  Hope this begins a season long tailspin which leads to a decade of bad luck and misery followed by a decade of woe and sadness.  After that, I hope they make a miracle Cup run, lose in game 7, and immediately start another decade of bad luck and misery followed…

Yeah, I don’t know why it’s assumed The Boys are all independently wealthy since Clooney refers to worries about mortgages and paying for school?

That’s gross and bad. But you know what isn’t gross and bad? Short ribs. Braise them with a dry red wine, some carrots and onions—delicious. What a treat this holiday season.

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

I don’t know why you insist on the battery/charge pack thing, that grip only has a connection to a USB cable to charge your joycon, there’s no battery pack in it or anything like that. That’s a different product. This one’s just to be able to charge the joycon while playing docked, like you would using a pro…

There is nothing remotely wrong with the way the LC looks. You need to see a ophthalmologist immediately good Sir/Ma’am. 

You can mash buttons, but that’s not the most effective way to play. You need to learn how long combos last, where strikes in those combos will hit, and how long you have to execute those combos between monster attacks so that you have time to block/evade. Button mashing isn’t going to get you anywhere in the harder…

That there is the one timer I was looking for.

Aww, I thought this was going to be a lot more interesting. Like a guy actually did all the work to create branding, hired actors, staged a storefront for a day, etc. just to establish credibility. And then actually pulled it off, until some developer happened to catch them in a lie or was local to the area and knew…

I want to start a slow clap for this

I’m morbidly curious what it is about the 12-month cheese subscription such that they couldn’t put the price there. Like the last three months are aged in a specific cave that requires hours of spelunking to get to?

*Mother starts to open gift*
Mother: “What the hell is this?”
Me: “It’s Smeg, ma!”

Now all we need is the article on all the things people shoved up their asses this year and 2017 will be complete!

Right, because all I’ve gotta do is write this little note here saying “I expect collateral damage” and all is OK in the world, no chance of lawsuits and expensive liabilities for destroying dozens of thousand dollar devices every time I want to shoot down a drone...

Collateral damage, such as in taking out an airplane? I know there is a matter of distance but drones can get up there (up to 16450 feet/500 meters, such as a DJI drone but homemade could go further), so you’d need a long range EMP weapon and there’s always the consequence of hitting something unintentionally.

Can’t he just get the sugar after the flight? Dude’s lucky he’s not in a holding cell.

It was a show match.

Damn man, if you got whooped by a dude playing starcraft with his feet and pretending to be asleep, I don’t think calling him “trash” is effective at all. Unless you were talking into a mirror.