That’s gross and bad. But you know what isn’t gross and bad? Short ribs. Braise them with a dry red wine, some carrots and onions—delicious. What a treat this holiday season.

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

I don’t know why you insist on the battery/charge pack thing, that grip only has a connection to a USB cable to charge your joycon, there’s no battery pack in it or anything like that. That’s a different product. This one’s just to be able to charge the joycon while playing docked, like you would using a pro…

There is nothing remotely wrong with the way the LC looks. You need to see a ophthalmologist immediately good Sir/Ma’am. 

You can mash buttons, but that’s not the most effective way to play. You need to learn how long combos last, where strikes in those combos will hit, and how long you have to execute those combos between monster attacks so that you have time to block/evade. Button mashing isn’t going to get you anywhere in the harder…

That there is the one timer I was looking for.

Aww, I thought this was going to be a lot more interesting. Like a guy actually did all the work to create branding, hired actors, staged a storefront for a day, etc. just to establish credibility. And then actually pulled it off, until some developer happened to catch them in a lie or was local to the area and knew…

I want to start a slow clap for this

I’m morbidly curious what it is about the 12-month cheese subscription such that they couldn’t put the price there. Like the last three months are aged in a specific cave that requires hours of spelunking to get to?

*Mother starts to open gift*
Mother: “What the hell is this?”
Me: “It’s Smeg, ma!”

Now all we need is the article on all the things people shoved up their asses this year and 2017 will be complete!

Can’t he just get the sugar after the flight? Dude’s lucky he’s not in a holding cell.

It was a show match.

Damn man, if you got whooped by a dude playing starcraft with his feet and pretending to be asleep, I don’t think calling him “trash” is effective at all. Unless you were talking into a mirror.

If Netflix knows what I’m watching all the time, then why does it have to keep asking me if I’m still watching?

Word.

In all honesty as a person who does some social media management professionally (not my main gig, but I do run two corporate consumer-facing accounts) it will not hurt them. This kind of irreverence and snark is what most people are attracted to now. Earnestness doesn’t get likes and retweets, sass does, every time.

extremely disappointed.

Anyone else a little disappointed this wasn’t an article about competitive shuffleboard?

Jet powered cars on the list of things that I think are super cool but I can’t be bothered to read about. I know nobody is asking my opinion. It’s just that I realized that and I didn’t know my mind could contradict itself like that. I’m in crisis.