If Netflix knows what I’m watching all the time, then why does it have to keep asking me if I’m still watching?

Word.

In all honesty as a person who does some social media management professionally (not my main gig, but I do run two corporate consumer-facing accounts) it will not hurt them. This kind of irreverence and snark is what most people are attracted to now. Earnestness doesn’t get likes and retweets, sass does, every time.

We’re talking about the likes of economy X lost $50-100 but economy Y gained $220,000.

extremely disappointed.

Anyone else a little disappointed this wasn’t an article about competitive shuffleboard?

Jet powered cars on the list of things that I think are super cool but I can’t be bothered to read about. I know nobody is asking my opinion. It’s just that I realized that and I didn’t know my mind could contradict itself like that. I’m in crisis.

It’s getting nerfed in the patch on the 12th, so they’re just letting people have fun with it for a weekend.

I understand the appeal of bringing hockey to areas where it can cultivate new talent and fanbases, but not at the expense of the league’s future.Define failing?

The “team in North Carolina” (the Hurricanes) were sold just this week and new ownership says they aren’t going to move. The waning interest is due to the inept management that has failed to build a team that can make the playoffs for nine years and counting — and this year isn’t looking any different.

I initially read this as “dressed a vending machine as a backup goalie”. So despite it being a cool story, now I’m disappointed.

“a 17-year-old boy who was asked to strip, then masturbate in front of police officers in Virginia.”

I think JD Power could do a better job explaining why GM beats, for example, Mercedes, BMW, Audi in terms of ‘initial quality’. I’m assuming it’s weighted to people’s expectations + money spent, but it doesn’t make a lot of sense from the outside looking in.

Jesus go cry in your shitty Buick or whatever.

You’re lucky. I have super-fine, straight hair that becomes greasy and clumps together if I don’t shampoo it daily. And before one of the BRO YOU DON’T REALLY NEED TO WASH YOUR HAIR people chime in, I’ve done week-long camping trips and such where I actually haven’t washed it for 7 days straight, and it only becomes…

That’s probably why it’s mostly in a trust fund.

No, the one that recognizes there are problems with the system and tries to help others regardless.

This is the America I know and love.

Oh c’mon just go with the joke already you salted pickle.