This is actually a pretty good representation of 13-year old me making my to-do list for my 3rd summer fort.

‘Mean Old Dealer won’t sell me a car for a price that I like’.
Well econ 101 tells us:
1. They are more aware of market conditions or their brand position than you are and will sell the car to someone else at their price.
2. They are wrong and will eventually adjust their pricing or go out of business.

Pontiac Aztek with the tent option.

Introducing the Volvo Turnip:

You have the correct answer. This is for second place.

How does the car run without an engine? Everytime I open the hood on a 911 the engine isn’t there.

This seems like an excellent acquisition opportunity. Faraday Future should snap them up.

Only Messi really knows how taxing those ten years were, however.

If Starbucks would just lower their drive-thru windows by six goddamn inches nobody would need a crossover.

Now I’m trying to figure out how many of those I can make into “George” related portmanteaus...

Ferrari 360 Georgena?

George Viper?

The Gelandegeorgen?

The C4 Georgette?

Crap, I really need to be working right now, but this is totally going to occupy my brain...

He probably has a fuelshark plugged in.

UL certification doesn’t necessarily guarantee that they won’t explode. Lithium Ion batteries are what they are.