But but but, I talk to the ether and have paper towels delivered to my doorstep. We live in the Carousel of Progress!

1. Icon + Unimog

Im starting a new revolutionary car company called Vaypoor Lifestyle (slushfund) Autos. You could buy in to it and get a custom bespoke early sample. I can’t show you the design yet but it certainly is a cross between the Agera and the Porsche GT2 Cup Turbo Hyper Fighting Champion Edition. It will have the performance…

You had me at follow up

(son)...or climbs on something that is clearly not meant to be even leaned on and you tell them they will fall off and they say ‘no i won’t’ then proceed to somersault onto pavement/hardwood/toy minefield and cry while looking at you like its your fault

especially since you probably can’t see any of the damn signs/lines.

What to expect? (see lead image)

Slid too much under the radar.....

The ol’ R&D (Rip-off & Duplicate) design methodology.

I was going for the bored farmhand-likes-to-shoot-holes-in-tailgate and then drive around likes its a badge of honor or something.

That and the Pats D is actually not that great.

Agree. One more punt and it would have been lights out. That fumble really let them back in it. IMO that series starting with the knock-out attempt to Gordon (ending in fumble) changed that game. Pats could have been predictable and kept running thru that line.

I love this car it is perfect, however, how many brain cells have to be missing for you to honestly consider paying $7500 for this? I don’t care if this actually comes with real panda. There’s no way there’s enough sheet-metal to make this worth that much.

The prison version of the Aerosmith 'Pump' album cover.

Unfortunatley, the tailgate isn't bullet proof.  

.....so much hot air.  Take a minute to cool off.

I agree, at least on the reaching part...

In retrospect without context this seems like a reasonable answer.

They’d name it a Trans-stripper model.....

I have an opened case of dollar store water sitting in my garage because my wife went to a work thing and she got suckered into driving. What is that? If it was one or 2 I’d have dumped it long ago.....but its a case with 2 or 3 taken out of it.  Think I’ll have to bring this to some random birthday party and leave…