Afterburners are always on this cruise machine.......

The off-center/crooked ‘DRAGON’ is the best. You should add a ‘z’ though.  And maybe a lightning bolt.

Guitar string to hold up the muffler.  Saved me from a getting a ticket. 

I was leaning more towards a mean robot looking kermit

I cant believe they are trying this let alone admitting on social media (that they are this mentally challenged).

Agree, as I mentioned in a post somewhere else, Cool dad peaks at 3-4, then you will slog thru slave mode until they are past college.

Option 2: Peasant View so you can see all the fodder you are running over, making your roads less bumpy.

What we need are springier tires and springier roads.  

Oh don’t I know it. I love the: ‘Why do you spend so much time in the bathroom?’ or the ‘I’m going to have fun over there so you should stay here’

There was a moment when I was looking at my 4yr old recently (when they were ignoring me) and thinking to myself....cool dad time has peaked.

Nice. How do you think this would be classified by BMW? M1A1 Tdrive

I was trying to think of what you’d call this beast...

I was going to say Camry + LFA or something like that just to hit both ends of the spectrum.

Hah, from Hatchback to draggin ass-back. Where would you put the fuel? or Driver for that matter?

Full Sized Pickup Truck + big Air Mattress + Sleeping Bag

A Juul in the rough?

No, you just need to look at the name..  Not very hard at all. There’s something appended to the standard 911 therefore: +$50k

I walked into a counterpoint once....it hurt. I can’t imagine what a counterpoint counterpoint would feel like. 

Careful, teeth chip wood. Also blood stains of peasants adds a nice exclusive tint-stain.

I take it back I just saw the picture of the Yugo.  Maybe she was dreading the return trip.