Ford taurus

yup which is why I’m in the process of brand swapping because I can’t find anything in the wheelhouse of vanilla that has become the VW name.

Great Leaps of Logic!

or Faraday Future Vaporcar

Dude, pretty sure that’s a scam.

The only catch is the excuses to upgrade or move-on come easier and easier. For example:

And write snarky comments on the interwebs, complain about how $$ rent is and then jet-set to fancy locations for instagram pictures all while secretly plotting to live out your remaining 75 years out of your converted van (#vanlife!!!) while saving the environment.

Correction, you only need 2 kids to take over all 19 cup holders: Drink cups, food, trash, diapers (Used/clean), etc

Agree, front seats are just above terrible and I hear that the rear seats are typically used for child-torture in northern new england territories.

Or Elio...or Faraday.....Too soon?

They are mean holes. When you see them in your rear-view, you will know they are mean and you will undoubtedly be cut off in a few short seconds. Or there will be ‘furious’ weaving.

Yeah totally added +6hp to my turbo.

Everyone knows that tint makes you faster.

Lazy future people who use autonomous vehicles will not want/need controls. Picture something similar to Wall-e mixed with Minority Report.

To go with the Red shorts of course.

And Nutz...

Oh the humanity!!!!!! Think of all those bro mobiles actually showing people they like less power.

CPO Bently Continental GT? Do they even do that?

ditto

Alt Rockband from the 90s?