Or 2/3 of Mr Tracy’s yard/oil stains.

What kind of battery was that? The Eveready-gold-turbo-hyperfighting-champion edition?

You know, I get it. I want to like Kia/Hyundai. I’ve driven several as rentals and have generally liked them. The one thing I can’t get over is feeling like it’s a three year car and that the interior is going to feel like crap, all the engine will put out is a couple of mini ponies and the new car smell will be…

The only time these have ever gotten air is when they are dropped off by copter.

The soul of these cars was in the way they made you feel when you drive them top down and pure sex missle.....not in the engine noise (though I like me some good noise).

Someone needs to ‘Reimagine’ this. That car is beautiful.

I like it. Kind of obscure, sporty, hatch and Volvo.

I don’ t think i’ve ever seen the R-Design of the C30. Now I have to go check it out....

That’s cause they parked their desirable junk in a different in a different inferno-inducing warehouse. It was all part of the plan.

Think that’s my next car.....sadly, after I drive my other car deep deep deep into the ground.

US Auto Company (X): All of them

You want to know where concussed brains go......yup a zombie reference.

Merchandising, merchandising, merchandising......Harly Davidison, The Flame-Thrower! Or Harley Davidson, the Sound Machine!

dammit already gave my star

That poor tire has had one too many close run-ins with the curb.

#vanlife........lots of thumbtacks in the map at the expense of being part of a community, raising a family & planning for your future.

Soul—crushing weight

This thing is so vanilla, my die-hard vw wife wouldn’t even look at it. And we are the target audience for this thing: 2 kids plus dog in Winter wonderland.

Fake Vents -> New High Speed Air Holes (AerHoles?)

Your parents were teaching you a valuable lesson.....Don’t ever leave college. You will have to repay all those damn loans and now your screwed and therefore stuck with crap like the Caliber.......So like a punch in the face.