Queue the Armageddon Guy:

We are a ridiculous species

You’re right. Several of these in my extended family. They plow thru slush and eat gravel roads for breakfast.....along with quarts and quarts of oil.

Agreed it’s lazy and adds to raw cost of the part.

Some?

That vtec just kicked in.

I snarkily entered this movie expecting all manner of deep thoughts, juxtaposition, polarization of contemporary tropes & careful melodrama intermixed with never-before-seen special effects and once in a lifetime acting created in an indie budget studio where everyone gets paid equal wages and trees.......

The car is so boring that conversations immediately turned to talking about the brand. No one can even remember the Interlude...what was it again?

I hit lots of bugs driving my Bug to work and use wiper fluid to clean it off. Glass is totally defective. It should repel bugs, and create more wiper fluid. Totally going to get VW to buy this Bug back.

Instead of a swish....it was a splash. Truly epic.

Cue the Dukes of Hazard voiceover.

What we need are safer Celicas.

If you are concerned about recalls you should subscribe to the cpscs newsletter.

Well you’re in luck because they will likely fade away into obscurity because car manufacturers won’t know how to put sliding doors on lifted-slant-back-two-door-grocery-apocolypse-mobiles.

Can’t convince the wife to go minivan (though I’ve tried) for the sliding doors & cargo. Wish that Mazda thing was still around, or better yet they took it and made it bigger (CX9-Sliding door edition).

Its like a tattletale: ‘You mustn’t speed, speed kills’

Yes, we need more protection from those Bro Truck neighborhoods.

Safe to say Faraday has also left Tesla behind a cloud of dust in the Nevada Production Race of Relevancy....

Please do not think this is some holy Grail or something. These types of ‘speakers’ are so limited in frequency range they are barely more than buzzers.

Does the engine brick when I get to work...cause that would suck?