Instead of a swish....it was a splash. Truly epic.

Cue the Dukes of Hazard voiceover.

What we need are safer Celicas.

Well you’re in luck because they will likely fade away into obscurity because car manufacturers won’t know how to put sliding doors on lifted-slant-back-two-door-grocery-apocolypse-mobiles.

Can’t convince the wife to go minivan (though I’ve tried) for the sliding doors & cargo. Wish that Mazda thing was still around, or better yet they took it and made it bigger (CX9-Sliding door edition).

Its like a tattletale: ‘You mustn’t speed, speed kills’

Yes, we need more protection from those Bro Truck neighborhoods.

Safe to say Faraday has also left Tesla behind a cloud of dust in the Nevada Production Race of Relevancy....

Please do not think this is some holy Grail or something. These types of ‘speakers’ are so limited in frequency range they are barely more than buzzers.

Does the engine brick when I get to work...cause that would suck?

Is there a lemon law equivalent?

I read that as female melee quality. I don’t know which I like better.

I’m close to 40k/yr in my Jetta wagon w/ >170k. Haven’t had to do fix/replace jack on it. Its been incredibly reliable to date. Though I think the alternator (battery light turning on/off at highway speed) is starting to act up.

What about pre-modern tires? Post-Modern?

Washer: Rotary dial from old phone. Just dial 9-11 for driver (us), 1-3 for passenger and 7-5 for rear.

Step 1: Get Rocket

So its the Kardashian of car butts?

Stooge Hat Slap, wish I had that skill.

This is beyond life support and now complete zombie apocolypse.

Seriously thought it was being towed....