Washer: Rotary dial from old phone. Just dial 9-11 for driver (us), 1-3 for passenger and 7-5 for rear.

Step 1: Get Rocket

So its the Kardashian of car butts?

Stooge Hat Slap, wish I had that skill.

This is beyond life support and now complete zombie apocolypse.

Seriously thought it was being towed....

I can’t help but think how interesting this would be as a TV show (or segment).

Not tank...trailer. Complete with oil slick for better gription.

What a museum! And in HK?!! I can’t even begin to imagine what his passion costs him.

Can you write Jalopnik in on the pavement with that power?

correction, shocks were put out in misery.

Stupid likes smoke and sideways.

Are you telling me they can’t make those tires in gold? gold fleck?

You forgot:

The difference between a mustang and a corvette can be summed up as:

Safety Factor = Buffer Time so I can call Buddy/rental service when car/truck implodes on highway.

Its a more natural brown alright, but is it manual?

Those boots look the biz....on my hotwheels.

I’m picturing a old camper van/jelly donut combo.

Go on and take the money and run... right?