Such BS! Black Dog is the greatest gelato on the planet. Amorino is fake Italian gelato. I hate my Gold Coast philistine brethren. Now they will never have lavender peanut butter ever again. I live across from this park and the real story here is how people smoke cigars illegally in the park all morning, noon, and…

Even in the reverse, it sounds like they had fantastic sex or something. I’d have gone with “Historic Night; Manuel, Phelps Win Gold!!!” Yeesh.

Fuuuuuuck this. Hearing about Michael Phelps medaling isn’t even news anymore, and yet they have to detract from Simone Manuel’s historic win by mentioning him? The correction isn’t much better - she deserves her own headline!!! She deserves her own headline, but even the fact that it was a gold medal tie is more…

Olympics: Simone Manuel shares historic night with some white guy.

Everyone replying to shit on you because of your first sentence sucks. I took it to mean “I can’t totally relate to the “first black woman to win a gold medal in swimming” thing, but as a fellow swimmer, I appreciate it on an athletic level.”

I think they said she still has one more race, but I’m not 100% sure, I was clapping, cheering, and crying too much to really hear what they were saying...lol

She should also get a medal for the best genuine reaction to winning.

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“Many people are telling me they agree with my #nuclearoption. Losers clearly don’t support @TeamUSA. Sad!”

Former college SID assistant here...

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

Nah, charter school is more like it.

our greatest democratic president, what happened to the democrats

Build em up, knock em down.

I think it got cracked after watching Kim's snapchat....

Also I still don’t understand why Taylor swift is not allowed to be angry...he never played the song...the music video was disgusting...and he called her a bitch and claimed he made her famous...Kanye was never shown in the video he secretly recorded relaying those lyrics...

Celebs like to get bespoke designer cracks in their phone screens. I’m betting Taylor’s screen was specially cracked by Gucci or some shit.

It’s endlessly amusing to me that, after Jezebel, the regular Deadspin commenters are the most with-it.