We need a real-life Mario Kart. I’m thinking a version of the Razer karts that can drift, with electonically controlled drift rather than a lever. So if you hit a “banana” which would be more like a chipped pad you drop on the ground you would go into drift/spin. Green shells could be a laser-tag-style gun that would…

The answer is “public pensions” here in CA... Trillions.  Of promises, with nothing to back it up.

It’s only representative of the mountain of plebs you had to climb over in life to achieve your current status.

These were meme-worthy for awhile.

Judging by your username, you can fix anything.

Spinelli didn’t die for this

Man I love Jalopnik. I used to love COTD because it meant I got to get a good chuckle & see some sweet tits from $kaycog....then she went into retirement....and COTD turned into COTafternood-we-feel-like-putting-this-dying-trend-up sort of thing. And worst of all, I feel like the comment are lackluster at best.

The Saab Setting

Just put it in Airplane Mode.

Because a lot of them are actually built in the US?

Sounds like Nissan is getting what they asked for ... they wanted more autonomy, and now they get the chance to die alone.

“Plus what’s people sauce?”

1st Gear:  Detroit has not had a non-democrat mayor since 1962.  Seems it might be time to try something else.

The TSA only pulled him off because he contains more than 3.4 ounces of liquid.

Meh, saw an early screening of the Saleen Solution.  Left me a bit salty.

Neutral: In 2020 we will all have perfect vision of the situation at hand. In 2021, immediate hindsight will be 2020. 

[Mitsubishi]: “Introducing the new 2021 3000GT... CUV!”

This comment is best read in Eric Cartman’s voice.

BMWs have turn signals?