Might be his way of saying “eff off, Twitter! (hehe, that’ll keep ‘em busy...)“

Killtrap.

I already play that in my head.

I’d like to see a Gimmick Rally app where you can upload different scenarios and play with other Tesla’s in the area.

I think Greenpeace had a couple of these as well.

I’m glad his helmet is there to protect the roll-bar from getting scratched during a shiny-side down situation.

This. Then you can do experiments on which liquid fix works the best.

“Look Grandma, I’m a movie star!”

Note the question mark after “land of the free and the home of the brave.” Some truly thought-provoking stuff from one of the world’s great geniuses.

Yep. Dealer is not required to keep the off-lease vehicle as a trade in. If they don’t want it or don’t have room, the financing arm will send it to auction.

Yes! That’s awesome.

Fellow Jalops,

This looks like an abominable biological experiment gone wrong, and now the beast is crying “kill me please.”

You now have my dream job.

#nopants

I’m ok with masks in public. Keeps the deep state cameras from ID’ing me.

It’s subparsecs we all need to be concerned about.

Before anyone in Arizona or Florida takes this too literally, eating cash is not a viable option to avoid hunger.