Hear ye, hear ye!

He is a member of a band where everyone took the names of serial killers. Looking like the nice innocent guy was never ever gonna happen.  Fuck him.

I’m pretty sure there was a line about Mia passing out early and the threesome not technically happening. Only Lucia had actual sex with Dom.

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This article is carrying more water for the movie than fucking movie ITSELF. It feels suspicious.

Yeah, haters. If a sequel retroactively gives the first movie slightly more depth 13 years later, then all of your accurate criticisms of the original were just short-term thinking. You morons. You absolute dumb bastards.

I would really like to know cleanly and clearly one way or another if any money exchanged hands to lead to these articles as my goodness this reads like a shill piece.

Yeah arguing that it’s not a white savior movie because it’s not based on a 30 year old white savior movie but even older white savior material is not the winning argument that Luke seems to think it is.

I just love how committed AVClub has been lately to making us all remember that the first Avatar existed.

So it was Walter White all along.  Now the blue cat people make sense.

Is Cameron paying you guys or what?

Man, I remember when I started reading the AV Club back when they were The Onion AV Club, and the movie reviews were all so negative I honestly thought it was also parody

“A guy opens the door to his hut and gets shot and you think of me? No. I am the one who knocks!”

Yes, you are wrong. There is nothing wrong with being wrong if you are able to accept to be corrected. If you claim to be about mature discourse, part of it is accepting that you may always be right and not taking it personal when someone calls you out on it.

God her face-acting alone, I don’t know how she does it.

Pixar’s new film Musical asks: What if musical instruments were people? In this film, a nerdy, unloveable set of out-of-tune bagpipes falls in love with a sassy flute and learns an important lesson: that the music you play isn’t defined by the sounds that you make, but what’s in your heart.

“But what if the opening scene was super serious and sad, so then no matter what you’d always say “Boy, but those first ten minutes of Elemental...””

Valentina also takes their picture on a Vespa the next day. And given how blunt she has been shown to be, there’s no way she’d react like nothing was weird if Tanya asked her to take pictures of her and her husband and there was no one else there.

Congratulation on not being beaten and bullied for not conforming to other people’s ideal of masculinity. Congratulations on not being harasses, stalked, abused or raped by some guy not taking no for an answer. Congratulations for no suffering child abuse by a man that was taught men cannot show emotions other than…

That’s the thing, though. There’s nothing “drastic” about it. He didn’t “drastically change when becoming an adult.” He didn’t look as he did in Titanic when he was 17 and then look as he does now when he was 18. Since filming Titanic, he has aged over 25 years. That’s gonna be more than a quarter of his entire…