Alison Becker! Yes! I remember her like it was yesterday. Do they still do morning videos??

She was also Shawna Malwae-Tweep on Parks and Rec.

She was a veejay on VH1 when I used to watch their wake up videos. Quite the career arc, I hope she got a shitload (pun not intended, but loved) of money for this.

I actually met Jonah Peretti once at some tech thing. He asked me if I was waiting in line and I said no and he said thanks.

She has a book coming out next year about the subject, promising “highly tactical, solution-oriented content” for women in the office.

The Trump family is the deluxe gift basket of deplorables.

And this is a wig (confusingly, wearing a wig):

I just couldn’t get over that the only coherent thought he had was an actually great compliment for Hillary.

Yes. Hillary is rarely shady but that was such a master level of shade. It was so much about the maneuvering and the inability to take it as anything bad except for the fact that it prevented her from directly complimenting him, which is to say, SHADY AF. Someone’s been learning from Michelle Obama.

I feel like Hillary’s “ I respect your children” was abolute Gold shade.

EXACTLY IT WAS INCREDIBLE.

His hardcore base doesn’t care, but there aren’t enough of them for him to come anywhere close to winning the election. To win, he also needs the votes of a lot of non-”deplorable” conservatives. People like John McCain and Condie Rice.

His base is still with him and mad at those abandoning him.

These leaks are great and all but they’re just preaching to the choir. His base is still with him and mad at those abandoning him.

Mark Cuban is election Santa.

Surely Mark Cuban can dig around his couch cushions and come up with the 5 million. For America.

If it is possible/real Mark Cuban will absolutely make this investment. I have never seen someone get so much glee out of the demise of Trump except maybe Hillary.

If he does I want him to be Grand Marshal of the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

Surprised Burnett has draconian NDAs that protect Trump? Nope