“C’mon, just have one drink. What’s the worst that could happen?”

The perfect graphic representation of “ Oooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiit”

DON’T RECORD ME DOING A RACISM!!!!

You can see the guy’s white-collar career flash before his eyes the moment he realizes he’s been caught on video screaming racial epithets.  

They don’t try to hurt people?! They blew up Vince McMahon’s limo and killed him!

David Tracy still hasn’t given up his hopes on this Jeep.

As the emails come in, it is apparent that common sense is not so common. The whole point of this column is to help folks that maybe don’t know as much as the rest of us.

Negative equity rollover

He was only down there for a few seconds, but his recording device recorded 18 hours of static.

Ron is David Tracy’s Ghost of Christmas Future.

Well...

You know what would fix Pebble? A burnout pad. Shred some of those big early wagon wheel-like tires for all to enjoy and appreciate.

lol yeah it’s the millions of people who have to buy cars that choose to make it suck, independently from one another.

COTD

You shut your whore mouth! 

One of the silliest but coolest things when I bought my Focus RS was getting the surprise ownership package in the mail a week later with various toys including a desktop version of the shift knob from the car. Nothing that I had read prior to buying it gave me any indication that was going to happen. Not exactly the…

You obviously haven’t seen how sweet my Tron Lambo looks Torch...

Truly a genius for all time

Ever felt the urge to leave town but weird circumstances never allowed it?