so in theory i could go through all of the movies sean connery is in and cut out when he said go left, or what not....

For context of how shocking the 44/47 arrest figure is, Banks County is 93% white.

Nerf Now had a fun little Metroid storyline

Dealerships employ lots of people, so they’re very important to the economy. A direct sale model, however, won’t need people? Tesla won’t service their vehicles? Adding a for-profit middle-man in the sales and service of an expensive durable good saves the buyer money through competition?

Does this mean we can stop building bridges to catch the crumbling bridge above it?

Agreed. I will do a jig on the grave of the traditional dealership model when it inevitably dies in the agonizing and terrible death it deserves. It’s the biggest racket in the auto industry, and the only reason they’re still allowed to get away with their shit is because of the money they dump into lobbying.

A great joke made even better with an explanation.

They’re casting shade by... not casting shade. (Since they eliminate a building that would otherwise cast a shadow...)

I would check with Shanghai and see how they’re doing on smog right now. This wasn’t just another car polluting, this was a car that the government was duped into certifying that didn’t actually meet the standard. Add in that these cars have been sitting for a couple years now, and that VW’s are unreliable by nature,…

Woooo my first COTD! There are so many people I’d like to thank. I’d like to first thank my family who have been very supportive of me, I’d like to thank the Jalopnik academy, uhhhh, Obama, my cat-

Congratulations, Mr. TheHondaBro,RCWrangler, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Viper which this lovely lady will deliver soon. Orange you glad you won COTD?

#allridersmatter

kaley cuoco’s sister was all cash me ousside, 9b!

Congratulations, Mr. vicali, on COTD! My award to you is a Subaru which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she checks the wipers.

Current mood:

Yep. The industry wants smart, highly trained people but doesn’t want to pay what they are worth.

one key to rule them all, and in the yugo bind them

I am very strong, yes.

One for the key ring.