I really like the beginning of the video where he complains about not getting an advanced warning of his arrest and the charges against him. It’s like he’s used to living in an entirely different legal system in which crimes are negotiated away with money before charges are ever pressed. That part alone convinces me…

If you told someone to come up with the most absurd response one of these guys could come up with, it would have fallen short of this. This is a gift from the gods.

Sure, laugh now. We’ll see who’s grinning when Warner’s Nigerian prince wire transfer drops.

Don’t sleep on the announcer’s “¡Gracias, Messi, por existir!”

At the very beginning, when he froze for a second in front of the defender as if to say “Really? You’re going to try? Okay...” before starting that unbelievable sequence. That’s my favorite moment, except for all the rest.

I’ll park beside a Dodge Caravan if I damn well please, Tom.

How about three different brands ?

No they were just so far under water that they had to or they would lose their house, no other option.

And I’ll just bow down in worship right now...

The perfect car. Why did consumers take it for granted?

Really, guys? We’re gonna ignore the twirling Dorito?

But that problem is completely avoided by buying Nexus phones....they’re direct from Google and they get the latest update with no additional software.

Feels like America just won the World Cup.

do you even lift bruh

The directors obviously didn’t give a shit about those Fantastic Four’s fans who are racist.

Don’t forget the tape.

I can’t face this election without Jon Stewart. CAN’T DO IT.