At the end of each screening he will proudly display his floppy wiener for all to see

People are going to pay to sit in a theater and watch a 10 year old cry for 3 hours while his fat cousin sits on his head?

More things to watch? Do they not want me to ever leave my house?

This is why we shouldn't follow the words of an ancient book on how to live our lives

*Kevin Eubanks laugh*

Whats there to see in this movie that hasn't been played out in a porn?

I thought the Flintstones did a pretty rock solid job

The suspension won't hurt them, the mouth breathers will show their support by storming the nearest Wal-Mart and buyout all the XXL Duck Dynasty shirts to keep them afloat

Its a nice relief to read the comments on here as opposed to what people are saying on the Facebook page of my Florida news stations

Knew it was coming, still wanted to click

I'm still waiting for him to play every character one day in one of his movies, the kids, the love interest, Rob Schneider's role, and the always humping things dog

I'd like for someone to explain to me the process of one of Sandler's movies getting greenlit.
Sandlers Agent: "Wait a sec, whats that?" *reaches for old script now being used as toilet paper at the Hollywood Hooters*
Sandler: "Well holy shit, we found my next movie!"
Rob Schneider: "Yay!"

How are these two cult classics not on a more substantial cable channel for reruns?

"the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers" didn't one of these merchandise whores have a big drinking problem sometime ago?

Instead of a movie, use that lovely picture as inspiration for a one man show on Broadway for Josh

Next will be James Franco playing some relative of Schmidt.

That would be so damn convenient, if only…

Sorry Target, Beyonce can't hear you all the way down there with your 5%

I was very pleased to see Linus get some more fleshed out screen time

I hope Lars von Trier doesn't talk from behind the camera for this web series. God that would just ruin the experience